Real Grouches

"  Real   GROUCHES  " is 1 of  Grouch  TV ' s newest shows that " searches the world for interesting real - life  GROUCHES  & bring s them right into your living room ", & the host of this show i s , of course ,  OSCAR THE GROUCH  on Sesame Street & th is show i s held , naturally , directly at  OSCAR  ' s  TRASH CAN .

The 1 st  GROUCH  to appear is  ROMEO SCUGGS  from Hila Monster, New Mexico.  ROMEO  ' s special talent is, he  can play screechy notes on  his  violin & , with out m iss i n g a beat , t e l l peo ple t o " s c ram ". After hearing the music, Oscar  asks  ROMEO  how it feels to make music like that &  ROMEO  says " W ell ,  I  guess  I  feel sorta proud - l ike . "  Oscar  says  he  & all the viewers are proud of  him  &  he  thank s  ROMEO  for being o n "  Real   GROUCHES  ".

The next  GROUCH  to appear is  LUBA MERQUICK  fr o m Slime Bottom, Arkansas.  OSCAR  says she  ' s also the only  Grouch  in the world who can play a song with chalk on a black board. (  OSCAR  : " Must drive every body right outta the ir skull s ! " ). After hearing the music  OSCAR  admits he  ' s very jealous of  LUBA  ' s gift & wishes  he  could do that for  his  friends ( t o get rid of ' em . ) He asks  LUBA  how it feels to have such a gift.  LUBA  says " Well it make s me  feel very proud . "  OSCAR  says they ' re proud to have  LUBA  there & thanks  her  for being o n "  Real   GROUCHES  ".

Next, the y have somebody called " Bob the Blob ". Oscar doesn ' t know what he does but hopes he ' s good. He welcome s Bob the Blob, who , all of a sudden , start s playing really " yuck y sweet flute music " &  OSCAR  & the viewer s s tart boo ing him. Sudden ly, Bob the Blob reveal s himself to be just Bob disguise d in a  GROUCH  costume ! !  OSCAR  s ay s " What do you think you ' r e doin her e, bright eye s ? ! " Bob says he ' s just sharing a little music with the view er s , which made him feel real proud. He say s he ' s also proud of the little trick he just played on  OSCAR . Suddenly he start s play ing some " n ice " harmonica music &  OSCAR , not wanting to hear any more , duck s back into his   TRASH CAN  while the viewer s start throwing thing s a t Bob.

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