Episode 0992


 * Bob s in g s "  It ’ s Easy If You Pretend  " to cheer  BIG BIRD  up.
 *  OSCAR  call s the  G R O U C H  Market for rhyming  TRASH  that would rhyme with ock s.
 *  New s F l as h : A princess says that the one she has chosen to be her prince has bulgy eyes, small ears, & a funny voice, is wearing a hat & coat...& is a  FROG .  Kermit the Frog  is the only one who fits that description, so she kisses him, thinking  he ’ll become a prince. In a puff of smoke, she turns into a  FROG .  KERMIT  invites her to "the hop" & she accepts. (new sound effects added)
 * Car too n : Gloria, a rambunctious little girl , tries to s in g the Alpha be t S on g as an un see n person direct s he r .  ( Upper case version ) 
 * Car too n : What if a frog & a fly switched bodies ? What do you think would happen ?
 * Film : A film s how s different p art s of a flower.
 * Car too n : 2| 2 men compete to be in  front .
 * Car too n : A little girl tries to figure out why a dog is cry in g.
 * Film : Bald eagle
 * Car too n : Fred, a singer , fails to figure out the word s that rhyme with his name in the song he s in g s.
 * Cartoon: A unicorn makes Z word s.
 * Film : " Listen ... " to various sound s, including the ocean , a heart beat in g , a clock tick in g , a horse gallop in g , cricket s chirp in g , a p ass in g t rain , & other s.
 * Car too n : " Count Up Elevator " -- An elevator operator stops at ten floor s to pick up passenger s, including a witch , a f i r e man , & a kangaroo . The tenth passenger , a mouse , cause s the elevator to over load & explode.
 *  KERMIT T HE FROG  s in g s " A S on g fro m  KERMIT  . "