Real Grouches

 Real Grouches  is 1 of  Grouch  TV's newest shows that " searches the world for interesting real-life  Grouches  & brings them right into your living room ", & the host for the show is, of course,  OSCAR THE GROUCH  on Sesame Street.

The 1st Grouch  to appear is  Romeo Scuggs  from Hila Monster, New Mexico. Romeo 's special talent is, he can play screechy notes on a violin &, without missing a beat, tell people to scram. After hearing the music, Oscar  asks  Romeo  how it feels to make music like that &  Romeo  says " Well,  I  guess  I  feel sorta proud-like. "  Oscar  says he & all the viewers are proud of him & he thanks  Romeo  for being on " Real  Grouches  ".

The next Grouch  to appear is  Luba Merquick  from Slime Bottom Arkansas. Oscar says she's also the only  Grouch  in the world who can play a song with chalk on a blackboard ( Oscar  : " Must drive everybody right outta their skulls! " ). After hearing the music Oscar  admits he's very jealous of  Luba 's gift & wished he could do that for his friends to get rid of 'em. He asks Luba  how it feels to have such a gift. Luba says "Well it makes  me  feel very proud." Oscar says they're proud to have  Luba  there & thanks her for being on " Real  Grouches  ".

Next they have somebody called " Bob the Blob ". Oscar doesn't know what he does but hopes he's good. He welcomes Bob the Blob, who, all of a sudden, starts playing really "yucky sweet flute music" & Oscar  & the viewers start booing him. Suddenly, Bob the Blob reveals himself to be just Bob disguised in a Grouch  costume!! Oscar says " What do you think you're doin here, bright eyes?! " Bob says he's just sharing a little music with the viewers, which made him feel real proud. He says he's also proud of the little trick he just played on Oscar. Suddenly he starts playing some " nice " harmonica music & Oscar, not wanting to hear anymore, ducks back into his  trash can  while the viewers start throwing things at Bob.

TV / Movies / Specials

 * Sesame Street ( 1969 - present )


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