|"Bad Eats: DON’T Drop Inn"|
The DON’T Drop Inn is a GROUCH diner in Follow That BIRD. OSCAR THE GROUCH & Maria stop there for "an unforgettable dining experience." Crowded, noisy, with an ambiance defined by the smell of burnt food, raucous music, & assorted stains, the place caters almost exclusively to GROUCHES, with a few rather tough-looking human customers scattered about.
The staff appears to be limited to a human waitress, a human cook & a GROUCH kitchen assistant. The diner is decorated with typical GROUCH signs, including "Have a Lousy Day" & a neon device blazing "GET LOST".
- Oatmeal (Cold Lumpy, Cod Liver, or Moldy)
- Soup (with fly)
- Cooked Jell-o
- A stack of spaghetti with maple syrup
- Meatloaf with marshmallow sauce
- MUD cakes
- Candied clams with French dressing
- Cream of garlic soup with maraschino cherries
- Roast beef with butterscotch & anchovies
- Ham with donuts & oatmeal sauce
- Tossed salad (conveyed to diners through a small catapult)
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